Friday, February 27, 2009

Menutron 3000

So I have been trying to put together a menu for a party with my immediate family. Jeez, between everyone's legitimate dietary restrictions and their just being picky, I was having a heck of a time. So I entered into the Menutron 3000 all of the parameters to determine the ideal lunch menu. Red items are actual medical conditions, yellow ones are just people being babies, and green are favorites.


(due to Celiac's),
Meat with bones, seafood, dark chocolate
Chinese, Mexican, lemon, candy

anything with spice/garlic/peppers
(due to reflux)
seafood, grilled meats, potatoes

Non chicken Meat, seafood, orange, all veggies except broccoli

Chinese, Mexican, Pasta

Chinese, Mexican, vegetables, fruit, dairy

meat, seafood, bread, onion rings

Non chicken meat

Chicken Parmasan, spinach dip, french toast

RR lack of intel only confirmed


refined sugars
(due to Diabetes)
everything else in the world.

So what does the Menutron 3000 spit out? Just go to Arby's and call it a day.

1 comment:

Mandi said...

Lady, I like carrots now, too, and Josh loves fruit. So, you can just put that in your pipe and smoke it.