So I have been trying to put together a menu for a party with my immediate family. Jeez, between everyone's legitimate dietary restrictions and their just being picky, I was having a heck of a time. So I entered into the Menutron 3000 all of the parameters to determine the ideal lunch menu. Red items are actual medical conditions, yellow ones are just people being babies, and green are favorites.
Mom
Gluten (due to Celiac's),
Meat with bones, seafood, dark chocolate
Chinese, Mexican, lemon, candy
Dad
anything with spice/garlic/peppers (due to reflux)
seafood, grilled meats, potatoes
Bear
Non chicken Meat, seafood, orange, all veggies except broccoli
Chinese, Mexican, Pasta
Yosh
Chinese, Mexican, vegetables, fruit, dairy
meat, seafood, bread, onion rings
Tottie
Non chicken meat
Chicken Parmasan, spinach dip, french toast
RR lack of intel only confirmed
Chinese
Cheeseburgers
Grandma
refined sugars (due to Diabetes)
everything else in the world.
So what does the Menutron 3000 spit out? Just go to Arby's and call it a day.
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Lady, I like carrots now, too, and Josh loves fruit. So, you can just put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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