Me: So I talked to Tottie today. She wants a new black or brown purse for Christmas, Maia chewed hers.
Bear: Oh that Maia.
Me: So we know two Maia stories and they both involve destruction of property.
Bear: Yeah I wonder what of Mom's she is going to chew up at Christmas.
Me: I was thinking about that; I hope it is those ugly ass end tables. I might just rub some peanut butter on the legs. Oh bad Maia, you are a naughty doggie, hahaha.