Bear: So have you turned on your heat yet?
Me: No, it isn't that bad right now. I have short sleeves on and I'm fine. But last night was a little chilly. But really, I like sleeping under two down comforters. I like the weight on top of me.
Bear: Because sometimes you are on the [autism] spectrum.
Me: Huh, really. I didn't realize two comforters was a sign.
Bear: Yeah sometimes the kiddos wear weighted vests for some sensory feedback. Maybe I will make you a vest. Then you can feel good and you will burn more calories because it is weighted!
Me: So I take it this isn't one of your special needs too.
Me: It isn't quite as funny when we don't share symptoms.